CSI Lines. The lines in CSI, CSI: NY, and CSI: Miami that are so 'bad' that you have to grimace. They're not badly written. They're just distasteful jokes and puns. My sister and I laugh at them and I wanted to share a few now. These are from the CSI: NY episode "Hung Out to Dry".
Stella Bonasera: "College tuition: 40 thousand dollars. Room and board: 10 thousand dollars. Puking and passing out on your parent's dime: priceless."
Don Flack: "Brittany and Kevin came up to do the nasty, and instead they discovered the nasty."
